Mitsuoka Orochi
It’s not a bad bedroom pinup-poster car, but honestly, as much as the manufacturers wants the public to believe it embodies a furious eight-headed oriental dragon, it looks far more like a clueless sea creature.
It’s googly-eyes and flabby skin makes it look like a jellyfish perhaps, while the strange markings across the bonnet and the deeply confusing little half-grin gives one the feeling they’re being stared at by the evolutionary coincidence on the underside of a manta ray. AÂ 3.3L V6 from Toyota with 233 hp isn’t exactly going to cushion the mockery you’re sure to sustain from your mates when you come home behind the wheel of a manta ray.