Nissan Cube
Nissan has several more cars easily capable of making this list, but with more than two seeming very redundant the Cube is perfectly worthy of its place as a colleague in the loser bracket along with the Juke.
The Playmobil styling will certainly allow you to find it in a LEGO police station lineup, but at the same time one wonders if the designers ever heard of a Japanese phrase about how the loudest duck gets shot. The wrap around window is kind of cool in a kooky way, but in reality, they’ve made a dependable and drab driveable lesson in geometry.