The Pontiac Aztek
As heroic as Walter White’s efforts were to popularize the foul Pontiac Aztek, there is no getting away from the Quasimodo-style hunched back, and four-eyed clueless face. After five miserable years of post-millennial styling, the four-by-four soared into our hearts as the chariot of famed high-school science teacher turned methamphetamine manufacturer Walter White on AMC’s Breaking Bad.
Just before this, however, it enjoyed a half-decade of terrible performance reviews, entirely beside the fact that it has all the character of Dilbert’s yard work/around-the-house footwear; especially for the poor souls who got it in beige.