The Fiat Multipla
Purge your mind of the sleek Spyder, feisty 500 Abarth, athletic Avventura, or any of the examples of Fiat’s fine Italian styling and get ready for a feeling of revulsion typically reserved for the poor characters in H.P. Lovecraft’s short stories. Like some grotesque tarantula, the Multipla sits in traffic peering about with its eight eyes, while its bulbus, venom-filled maw ripples out from the windscreen in a series of double chins.
A wide-mouth African bullfrog would be just as good a comparison, and while guest-starring on BBC’s Top Gear, Simon Cowell offered his two cents, describing the car as having a disease.