The Nissan Juke
With a world record for the highest automobile cheekbones sitting just below no less than four headlights so puffed up, it appears to be suffering from pink-eye, this car defines the modern styling tragedy. Too many baubles, too many curves; from the swollen face to the gaudy and pointless flared wheel arches which only serve to increase the overall systemic-inflammation look of Nissan’s tragic SUV.
Could anyone imagine the owner of a Juke using the S and the U parts anyway? The car looks just as likely to be owned by someone who’d like it with pink door handles and eyelashes than anyone needing it for sport or utility.